thestruttingdead: gardenburger: gardenburger: hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. no im not kidding we need to talk about this #are you implying what i think...
Xander: [loudly in the cafeteria] So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Xander: Sorry. I mean, how'd the *laying* go? No, I don't mean that either.
vixikori: knifefarty: Why is 9 mad at 10? Because 10 lost 9’s rose. get the fuck out
luthienpotter: silencewillfall: groovytimeladyinspace: iwantyousafe-mydoctor: pernillo: superlock-teen-diaries: allythespacecat: brunchwithsatan: tomithejellyfish: susannaholmes: when people think that moffat wrote every doctor who episode when people think moffat wrote every sherlock episode when moffat moffat fat fat? wait what just happened here ...
rneerkat: rneerkat: knock knock selling cookies to tumblr users would be an emotionally scarring task omg
people-should-all-be-onions: mydarlingangelgabriel: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE #why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ no it isn’t fortnight...
iwishihadafather: … sure glad we have bing to translate facebook for us
zackisontumblr: westbor0baptistchurch: zackisontumblr: so this blog just started following me
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
strahovskii: if you look at the human body for too long everything looks alien and weird
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
bluepac: justlikenoel: bluepac: what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
wwworldwide: 420 + 420= 666 wake up america
bean-alchemist: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself
dogs420: i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
kinomatika: kattostrophic: andrewhussiesbosom: *Billy Mays voice* BILLY MAYS HERE AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK Billy mays is dead doesn’t that make him the perfect candidate to tell us about homestuck