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crashfu:

Miss Tiedrich hits another one out of the park.

TBH, I’ve been assuming this whole time that the day care couple knows exactly how the eggs got there, but since the protagonist is like… thirteen years old… they’re like, “Aw jeez this kid might not have gotten the ‘birds and bees’ discussion yet, better give them the ‘cabbage patch’ explanation.”

(Source: awkwardzombie.com)

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kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

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(Source: grotbag)

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

 
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Posted at 12:20am
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failed step 1

(Source: shinjiikari)

 
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Posted at 12:11am
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step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

(Source: shinjiikari)

 
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abbavevo:

i love australian news

(Source: ehtan)

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skelezor:

Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted, from fighting off so many fuckboys

(Source: spookee-skeleton)

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The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.

The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.

(Source: invisiblefun)

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

 
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